King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

First words

Yo! Anyone that's been readin' up knows things are turbulent with a certain crew of evil-fighting, super-powered demi-humans and their enemies and their respective gods. So, that said, have somethin' spawned from random, uncontrolled thinking, boredom, and a question that kinda actually needs to be asked! Yaaaaay!

War.

Nothing but war.

That's all things have been. 

But.....Not now.

Not this time.

This time...

"Reya!"

"Hm?"

Things were about....family.

"You disappeared on me. Do I already know why like I think I do?"

"Mhm. Your daughter is restless; just like her father."

"Oh! Says the chick who just got off the warpath, right?"

"Fair enough."

The two chuckled, smiling as they looked at their daughter. The daughter the two had made after so much strife.

"She's beautiful; got your eyes."

"So she does. But the light in them is certainly yours."

"Hey, not to blow smoke up my own ass, but I DID-"

"Talk me down. Yes, yes, I was there."

"Just sayin'."

"Mmmm...Mmm..."

"Hm? Is there something wrong dear? I'm here, I'm here...."

"No....Rey...Look....I think she's tryin' to...talk...."

"Mmm..Mmm...!"

"Oh...Oh my....Rocke, Your right! she's saying her first words"

"M...mmm..."

"And Look, Rey, she's callin' you out!"

"Mmmm...M..."

"Here it comes, Rey! I'm glad I got up to-"

"My reasoning, or DEATH."

"What the actual hell...?"

In that moment, tears began to fall from the goddess's eyes.

"Rey, you cryin'?"

"I am..."

She wiped her eyes.

"I-I just...I....."

"I've never been so proud in my very long life..."

"Rey?"

"Yes?"

"If we have another kid, remind me to say NO when you say you wanna "educate em' early" "