King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

Take me away, Mr.Ellyvater!

"Owie....."

Hot....

dirty.....

"Where am I...?"

I blinked some sense into my eyes, and took a look around.

Where was I?

I had to...had to find out where I am and why I am.....

I hopped to my feet, feeling my knees burn.

"Ouch...!"

My legs were all scratched up....

"Ow...ow...ouchie...ow..."

But that wasn't about to stop me.

I didn't know where I was.

I ran as fast as I could, feeling my fear turn to excitement.

I didn't know where I was!

It was like an adventure!

"Fun!" I cheered, looking up ahead to see a whole bunch of light.....

"Huh?"

I ran toward it to get a better look, to see two silver doors.

"Huh?"

They opened right in front of me.

"Awww, just for me?"

I recognized this. It was...

"An ellyvater! Just like I rode with mama and papa!"

I ran inside, bouncing on my feet.

"Hmm....Last time I was on an elly, mama and papa said we had to push the buttons...they let me do it." I said fondly, going to push one, before Mr.Ellyvater made a sound, closing on his own. 

"Oh? You already know where we're going? Alright!"

I smiled.

"Take me away, Mr.Ellyvater!"