King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

Life

Something that came to me and seemed like fun. Let's do it!

Numb.

All I felt was numb.

Wait.....

Felt?

Why was I feeling anything?

I should be dead.

I should no longer be alive.

My wretched existence still continues.....

But why?

Why aren't I dead?

Why won't I die?

This numbness....

No doubt the cold.

....The water.

I threw myself from the captain's corridor.....

"I must end my wretched existence."

So much for that......

The current is gathering around me.

I am...rising....

I see light....

Hm....

Even the sea's depths seek to abandon me.

How fitting.

Does death itself reject me?

May I have nothing?

Not even this?

I live.....

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

But I could not be any more bitter.