"AAAAARGH!"
The blacksmith mistimed his hit, smashing his hand and burning himself.
"AH!"
The woman carrying the basket tripped over her own feet, spilling it's contents and landing face-first.
"OH!"
The noblewoman tripped over her, covering herself in dirt and grime.
I turn around.
I walk away.
I watch from afar.
It's as clear as day.
There is no calamity, when I am not in the way.
I am a child of chaos.
A seed of misfortune.
My every coming is inopportune.
Try as I might, it does not stop.
Everything one does when I appear is for naught.
I do not wish to hide,
but I must stay away.
I want them all to have a good day.
I yell and cry, and berate myself with words....
I remember the man.
I remember his deal.
It was one he failed to seal.
I wish he did.
I wish mother strayed.
I wish rumplestiltkin took me away.
why must I be born a curse?
Do not tell me I am being terse.
I know that I am a walking,
talking,
breathing,
curse.
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King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate
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