King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

The dutiful maid

Another important member of the inferni I hadn't yet mentioned! You have the cursed former general, his soft, flamboyant son, his hard-boiled, no nonsense general daughter, His lazy sado-masochist biological heir, and....her maid? I know, it may seem odd how a mere servant can be of importance, but oh, she's so much more than a maid...

Agapi: My lady.....would you like your afternoon tea? 

Agapi: I live to serve, My lady. Merely call and I'll come running.

Agapi: I do not mean to sound...ungrateful, my lady, gods no, I'd dread such a thing but....May I obtain a new set of work clothes? These are just a little bit....tight....

Assassin Agapi:My lady...Stay behind me. I will exterminate these pests.

Assassin Agapi: I exist purely to serve.....If you get in my way you will perish. Do not struggle. You are already dead.

Assassin Agapi: Do not tempt me; I will gladly tear you to pieces.

Assassin Agapi: Do you feel it? It's already happening. You don't have long. At least do yourself a favor, and die in peace.

Assassin Agapi: I can see it already.....The life draining from your eyes......Do not worry. It is only about 300 meters to Agapi's quarters. She will not leave you here. She'll clean you up nicely....