King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

Pain

"Ow..."

I couldn't stop....

"Ow...."

I just couldn't stop.....

"Ow....!"

No matter what I do....

"Ow!"

I just can't make it stop....

"OWW!!!!!"

They tell me it's not my fault....

They tell me it is...

I don't know what to believe...

But I'm pulling plenty teeth....

"AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

And now I'm the one crying.