Hey there ladies and gents! S'been a while! To celebrate the return of both myself and an old friend, I bring thee yet another heir! Giiiiive it up!
Methuselah: Hey there. Name's Methuselah, but you can call me la-la. What's up?
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Young!Methuselah (12-12): My flames will burn bright, just like mom's!
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Young!Methuselah (16): haha! My flames are brighter than ever! Just stay back and watch me burn!
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Rogue!Methuselah: My flames are the brightest...bright as crimson! BAHAHAHA! AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL!? LOOK! LOOK AT THEM! BECAUSE THEY'RE THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER SEE!
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Methuselah: Your blood will fuel my flames...
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Methuselah: All I have to do is...is ignore this horrible ache....
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YOU ARE READING
King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate
RandomAhhh, here we are again...For the last time.
