A lil' new gen skit I've been thinkin' about for a while. I'll expand later, but I'll just leave yah with this little gem for now. Enjoy!
The new gen gaurdians: *All on the coach, crowded around a flatscreen Tv playing videogames*
Crow: Aw come on, Stell! Stop cheating!
Stella: I'm not! You just suck at this!
Crow: Do not!
Stella: Tell that to our 10 game win streak! *Turns over for a high-five, who smirks and returns it*
Opal: Peasants.
Crow: Welp....my turn's up. Who's got next?
Bell: It was supposed to be Connie's go, but she ate the controller.
Connie: *Burp* taste funny.
Spits: Yeah, so now it's Sillia's turn, but the dope's been starin' at the frickin' wall for the past goddamn 20 minutes.
Sillia: *Still doing it, in fact*
Steele: And she's not the only one. Titania's been doing it too and I have no idea why.
Ace: Now that you guys mention it, Hikari's been awfully quiet too....More than usual, anyway.
Spits: Then let's just ask em' what their starin' at. *Turns around* OI! THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS STARIN' A-!
Sillia: SHHH!
Spits: Excuse me!?
Titania: T-they'll h-hear us....
Spits: *Raises a brow* Who will?
Sillia: *Points into the hall, where King and a scowling red-head are talking*
Spits: Whozzat?
Sillia: That's what /I/ wanna know!
Titania: Y-yeah....It's all very m-mysterious...
Hikari: We've come up with a few theories, but we find that we should first have solid evidence to support such accusations.
Everyone else: *Fully interested by this point* Go on.....
*Outside...*
King: Oh come on! Don't gimme that "I don't care about shit but myself" crap! You saved our ass as much as anybody, Red! Just....humor me, a while longer, yeah?
Red:Look, King, I don't know what the hell you're goin' on about, but I ain't a- Huh? *Looks over*
King: *Raises a brow* What are yah- what the? *Looks at the kids, who immediately duck and act like they aren't snooping* I know you're there, guys.
Sillia: *from around the corner* No we're not!
Opal: *Elbows her in the side* Dolt!
Sillia: Ow hey!
Titania: Sillia, Opal, s-stop fighting! T-they'll h-hear us!
King: *Arms crossed* We already did.
Sillia: AGH! *Jumps backward in surprise, knocking everyone else over*
King: Care to explain why, kiddos?
Sillia: Um....Would you believe us if we said no particular reason?
King: Not likely, no.
Lian: How about "it's totally not about the two of you?"
King: Prolly' not.
Opal: Then perhaps none of your adult business?
King: Rude, kiddy, and to the point! Props! But no.
Titania: *squeaks* I-I d-don't t-think t-they're b-buying a-any of o-our e-excuses......
Stella: *Sighs* Well guys, looks like we'll just have to out and say it then.....
Sillia: *Extremely quickly* isthatournewaunt?
Crow: Cause, if it is, I totally wouldn't mind a super cool bounty hunter mom; that'd be AWESOME!
King and Red: *Blinking in surprise*
King:Pffft.....kahaha.....KAHAHA! KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Already in tears* SERIOUSLY!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK IS GOIN' ON HERE!? *Points between himself and Red*
Red: What the hell!? Me and this guy!? Are you out of your goddamn minds!?
King: BAHAHAHA! WELLLLP! YOU HEARD THE KIDS! THE...KAHAHAHA! JIG IS UP! *Grabs red* Gimme some sugar, wifey!
Red: *Immediately pulls out pistol* Get your hands off me you broke, smug piece'a shit!
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