King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

Celebration

And now, my dear friends, a special episode of randomness, one to celebrate my good friends, all of which who have had a giant part in all I've got done here. And as such....a companion, of sorts, to a special of their's! Without further ado.....

King: Well, I'm straight. I've loved very few people /truly/, but all of em' have been ladies. 

Yeah, because you just stop falling in love with different versions of the same perso-

King: *Whips his scythe out*

....I'll shut up.

King: Yeah, you do that.

Queen: *Jabs a thumb at King* Since we're two sides of the same soul, I share alotta stuff with him...like preference. Lotsa fellas have tried to get a piece'a me. Kicked their faces in with my boots. Simply put....*Voice changes* I loike sheilas, plain n' simple, mates. Lonely cunt, though; Don't think that's changin' anytime soon.

Scott: Well, I've only ever loved Lucy.....I've never got into love and stuff, but I always thought it would be nice. So....that means I'm straight, right?

Yuuki: I've only ever loved Nicole. I, myself, am demi-sexual. It takes quite a bit for me to look at ANYONE. All of you are idiots. Even Nicole......but she's my idiot.

Moira: Well....um.....I....found myself lookin' at other girls....I think Wen had a part to play in that...but...I've always been to shy to really...experiment, y'know? I just ended up with my kitty somewhere down the road....

Wendy: I like dudes, but they don't like me. They can't handle me. Heh, not like that bothers me none. I don't need a dude to soar. I've got me, and I'm just fine with that.

Grace: Weeellll....I've never really been interested in boys like that. Didn't even want a brother at first. I liked the way girls looked since I was a kid. And when I saw Tan? I knew. I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I didn't know what papa Vernon would think but....He told me "Gracie, I just want my lil' pup to be happy. Who's that with, I couldn't care less as long as she takes care of yeh." And that was a wrap. I'm gay as the day is long, but don't get yer hopes up ladies: I'm only gay for one gal, and that ain't changin' for nothin.

Sonya: *Chuckles* Welp, the hyena's had many loves, men and women; lot of em' men. But they kept breakin' er' heart, and a sweet lil' thang named Jasmine fixed it. 

Nia: Well.....I've spent my life being in love with...*Blushes* a certain someone......But, I haven't been completely unaware to the "allure" of others....I am a lesbian, I suppose. Afterall, it is true that among those allures, not once has it been a man. 

Venus Donovan: Heh, whoever wants a piece gets a piece, but I've only ever truly been hooked on one person, and she just won't lemme have er'....It's okay. I'm a patient girl. 

Kory Armstrong: Well, Kory likes who Kory likes. Whoever catches her eye is who she goes after. Sister, Mister, doesn't matter; long as I'm swoonin'.

Bella:*Blushes* Seriously....? Is this really something I have to answer....?

Venny: Nope!

Bella:Phew...Thanks Ven-

Venny: Cause I'll do it for yah! 

Bella: Wait wha-

Venny: Bell's demi. She has to know yah a while before she looks atcha. And me? Well, I'm flirty, flamboyant, and I've got a boyfriend, so why don't you do the math?

Bella:....You ass.

Vera: Well....Vera never truly knew......Or thought about it. Vera only wanted love....She found that with her Magi.....She only has eyes for one, and she happens to be a female. Vera supposes that makes her much like her mother.

Jack: Seriously, been introduced for like, three days and already yah wanna know what, or should I say who, I do? HAH! NOBODY! There's no guy with the balls, and no lady with the boobs, to tame Devil Jack! HOW 'BOUT THAT!?

Octave: Well...I've never been attracted to....anyone. Many have been attracted to me, both male and female, but none of them have ever meant much. I always thought it would be...nice, to have love, to have and hold another, to know that warmth......but I've never had the time for it. People found me odd, anyhow. It certainly didn't help that I hated being touched. I suppose that makes me an asexual, I believe the word is....asexual, yet bi-romantic. I've never found the right person, however....not until Olivia....my dear, sweet, lovely, *changes into Beat, their hair, eyes, and outfit turning blue and much more urban, lipstick, eye-liner, nail polish, and eye shadows twinkling on* yummy lil' bison~ She's my princess, her and her alone~! I don't need anybody else. I guess that makes me....Olivia-sexual. Though, I'm not sure if that means I'm up for the "freaky deaky," but if I had to be with anybody....it'd be my livvy. She's the only one I'll ever need, and that ain't changin'!

Lucifer:...Must I? *Sighs* Well, as the stories go, I don't discriminate. However, what you won't be told is that I do wish to be loved. That is all I will say.

Rocke: Seriously? You're asking god how he swings? *Sighs, shaking his head* The image of man is the reflection of my own. That's all I'm gonna say. I've got actual important shit to do.

Chrono:.....I'm married.

...Seriously?

Chrono: Yes, to the mother Gaia herself, in fact. *Smiles* Wonderful woman, she is.

...Huh. I always thought you were asexual.

Chrono: I never said that I wasn't.

So you are then?

Chrono: And I never said I was.

....Riiiiight.

And Me? Well...I'm straight! Have a girl and everything, and I love her to bits. Buuut, I've got a shit-load of gay/half-gay friends. And...from the bottom of my heart....I love all of you!