unknown: what is the metric equivalent of 69?
unknown: 1 ate 1!!!!!!
me: im-
me: how did you get my number, who are you????
unknown: let me give you a hint..
unknown: daddy
me: Omg, dad, you bought a phone! Mom told me you stopped.... wait
unknown: are you fried?
me: I really don't know who you are..
me: butttttt, you're not my dad!
unknown: it's jungkook ffs
me: how did you get my number and why are you weird.
unknown: not that I care about you or anything but I asked Sehun. no big deal.
me: I'm going to go, you're freaking me out
Change contact name?
Yes | No
'Egoistic Jerk'
Egoistic Jerk: no plzzz, don't leave!
me: I have to sleep.
Egoistic Jerk: It's early, and for all I know, you're jobless haha
me: listen, we don't talk about that.
me: besides, why are you texting me? It's 11:11 right now...
Egoistic Jerk: Exactly, I'm texting you at 11:11 because I'm making your dreams come true
me: omg, you got me the latest NCT album!
Egoistic Jerk:
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MR. JEON / t.kook
FanfictionCOMPLETED "So no head?" + In which Jungkook is a CEO of Jeon Enterprises and Taehyung is a worker at a café. started:3.29.18 ended: - 5.10.18 This story contains coarse smut you horny fuckers out there.