COMPLETED
"So no head?"
+ In which Jungkook is a CEO of Jeon Enterprises and Taehyung is a worker at a café.
started:3.29.18
ended: -
5.10.18
This story contains coarse smut you horny fuckers out there.
IM STILL AT SCHOOL BUT IM GOING TO POST A LONG ASS CHAPTER LATER
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me: Hello
Jimin: Hi.. Jungkook, what do you want?
me: WHAT!
me: I don't want anything... Am I forbidden to talk with my good friend?
Jimin: No, but you only text me when it's about Taehyung.
me: Hmmm, now that you have brought him up, I have a favor to ask you. Please don't disregard this favor because you are a good person, with a good heart so please, actually do it :)) (:: ):
Jimin: Taehyung is right... How were you able to become a CEO when you're drunk 24/7....
Jimin: Wait....
Jimin: ARE YOU A DRUG ADDICT?!!!
Jimin: I KNEW IT!
me: what, no, wth!
Jimin: LISTEN, TAEHYUNG IS NOT INTO GUYS LIKE YOU
me: SO TAEHYUNG IS GAY! FUCK YEAH BOYYYSSSS LETS GOOOO
me: WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER DAWG
Jimin: omg
me: anyways, I want to take Taehyung on a date, please convince him to say yes
Jimin: What's in it for me?
me:
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Fuck, what do you want me to give you?
Jimin: Hmmm, Yoongi has been stressed lately sooooooo
Jimin: I want the both of us to stay at a really nice hotel, better be five stars! and I want you to pay for it :))))) in return for my beautiful, hot, sexy best friend :)
me: Hey, don't call my man sexy.
Jimin: He is a sexy boy with a sexy dick
me: WHAT THE FUCK HIS DICK DOOKS LILE
me: YOU KNOW WHAT
Jimin: what are you going to do about it?
Jimin: jk
me: that was the scariest moment in my life.
me: #storytime : my crush's bff almost killed me?!
me: anyways
me: i want him
me: i like him
me: Jimin, I can't stop thinking about him.
me: hello?
Jimin: WHAT THE FUCKING SWAG IS THIS, JIMIN IS TRYING TO SUCK MU DICK BUT UR DUMBASS IS IN THE WAY
