Malec one-shots sometimes chapters 3

Texting Unknown Number

Where Alec texts unknown number and doesn't realize it's his crush until the person gives them their name

Alec: hi

Unknown: Hi??? Who is this

Alec: Just Alexander, well Alec, Lightwood

Unknown: How did you get my number, Alexander??

Alec: Found it on a book

Unknown: And you decided to text me? Hmm, interesting. Not the person your sister described. Are you sure you're Alexander Lightwood??

Alec: You know my sister

Unknown: And I know you, my dear

Alec: Do we go to the same school?

Unknown: Same school, a couple of classes together

Alec: Can you keep a secret??

Unknown: You don't know who I am and you want to tell me a secret??

Alec: Um, yes. Anyway, do you know Magnus Bane?

Unknown: ...yes, I do. In fact, I know him personally

Alec: He's extremely hot, don't you agree?

Unknown: Agreed

Alec: And his makeup... 😍😍

Unknown: What about it?

Alec: He doesn't need it. An already handsome face doesn't need to be covered

Unknown: ....I agree

Alec: Right? Um, even though I don't know you, do you think you can give me advice of asking him out? I'm sure he'll say no but...

Unknown: Oh trust me, he won't say no

Alec: You don't know that

Unknown: But I do

Alec: So any advice?

Unknown: What would you do?

Alec: Well for starters, I'll say hi

Unknown: Yes, but after that....?

Alec: Then I'll make a huge speech and get on one knee and-

Unknown: You're asking someone out, not proposing

Alec: Well maybe I'll propose to him instead

Unknown: You have to date him first, you know. And know that you love him

Alec: I do love him

Unknown: ....

Alec: I love his smile, his smirk, his eyes, his lips, his stomach, his legs, his everything...

Unknown: Alexander.... I need to tell you something

Alec: He's perfect in my eyes. I would probably stutter and blush when I ask him out

Unknown: Alexander...

Alec: Unknown person, will you go out with me?

Unknown: Yes...

Alec: You were supposed to respond with-

Unknown: Yes, I'll go out with you. Alexander, your everything is perfect too. I love you as well and love your everything. I know Magnus personally because I am Magnus

Alec: Thank you! I- WAIT, WHAT

Magnus: Hi, Alexander

Alec: I feel so embarrassed right now.... why didn't you tell me sooner?

Magnus: Because I couldn't resist to you being adorable

Alec: I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH THIS ENTIRE TIME

Magnus: Yeah.... it wasn't an accident that you found my number

Alec: But anyone could have??

Magnus: I thought about that, so I followed you around school and slipped it into your locker

Alec: Wouldn't it just been easier to approach me??

Magnus: No. And by the way, if you're still going to propose, my answer is yes

Alec: But....

Magnus: One date, Alexander. And maybe after we... do it??

Alec: ...is that your way of asking if I want to have sex with you??

Magnus: Maybe...

Alec: Okay, I'm in