Derpin

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Find funny Pokemon pickup lines

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Decides to us 'me the next day

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Le me: *spies hot chick* O.O

Le hot chick: ^w^

Le me:you must be a magnamite, cuz I'm totally attracted to you *sweats nervously*

Le hot chick: you must be a pokemon trainer cuz you've won my heart ^w^

This Love Will Withstand The Test Of Time

TRUE LOVE
Level: Pokemon

POKEMON PICKUP LINES
Still a better love story than twilight

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I don't get why everyone hates twilight. I'm not really a fan nor do I hate it. It's pretty good, I admit.

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