I don't really hate on school, but I do love to read these :) Took awhile to gather a bunch though.
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Student: Would you ever punish me for something I did not do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good. Cuz I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: If you think you're stupid, stand up.
Student: *stands up*
Teacher: You think you're stupid?
Student: No. I just felt bad you're standing all by yourself.
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Teachers: *In Grade School; spend all their time telling us that the Earth is shaped like a circle or a ring*
Teachers: *Higher Levels* Now class, what is the shape of the Earth?
Student: *raises hand* A CIRCLE!!!
Teacher: WRONG!!! IT'S A EFFING OBLATE SPHEROID!!!
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Pokemon Facts & Crazy things
LosoweYou read the title right! This is a book about Pokémon (and Crazy Things :D) It'll try to keep you updated on the Pokémon trends and news, give tips and tricks for beginners, support and recommend PokMAZING books in Wattpad, PokéRIFFIC Fanfic writer...
