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I went to pick you a flower, but it was a Venus fly trap and it bit my head so I killed it and got you this piece of grass instead.

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Yes, I do..

Yell at the internet to go faster

Order the television what to do

Threaten my computer

Cry and turn depressed for a week when a fictional character dies

Scream at the room saying..

"WHERE ARE YOU?! WHERE ARE YOU?!" For my charger when my IPod is 1% battery left

Talk to things that can't talk back

And you still love me ^_^

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Friend: Lol, remember when you liked-

Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME, OKAY?

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That moment when your crushing over someone on the internet and you have no idea how to tell him/her and at one point, he/she tells you she/he's a boy/girl.

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When I wake up in the night and I see the time is 2:59 I would be like "Sh*t, please let me go to sleep!"

(Note: 3:00 is devils hour)

This actually happened to me quite a number of times and I'll be like 'I wanna go to the bathroom.. But it's only a few minutes left T^T'

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