Pokemon Facts & Crazy things

Fun Facts >.<

Girl, your face is not a coloring book. So chill with the make-up.

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Teacher: Where is your book?
Me: My math book had to commit suicide, it had way too many problems.

(Sorry if this ones offensive.)

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That awkward moment when you start singing to yourself in the shower, unbeknownst someone's watching you.

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That moment when you're in bed, playing with your phone above your head then the phone just suddenly decided to drop and attack your face.

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Mom: Finish your veggies.
Me: I can't eat anymore, I'm full!
Dad: What some desert?
Me: YES!!!

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My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.

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Me: Oh look! A spider! It's so interesting.. *closely watches it's so many legs move! the beautiful red eyes! the furry body then suddenly..*
*spider disappears*
Me: OMA OMA OMA MOMMMYYYYY!!!! *panics, runs away*

I like to watch spiders, but when they disappear, that's a different thing.

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You don't know something?
Google it.

You want to know someone?
Facebook it.

You can't find something?
MOM!!!

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*process I'm wearing pants*

Left leg.

Right leg.

Wiggle Wiggle.

Jump!

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Using the word "Thingy" when you don't know what's it called.

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That's it! I googled most of these though ^__^ some are just things I remembered before.