Pokemon Facts & Crazy things

Pokémon Random

Me: *In The Shower*

*Suddenly, wild spider appears*

Me: I Got This *BOSS FACE* (￣^￣)ゞ

*SPLASHES WATER RANDOMLY*

Me: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

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Pokémon FireRed

>Rival Insults Main Player.

>Names Him "Douche". Kills His Raticate. Crushes His Dreams. Win The League. And Earn His GrandPa's Favor. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* lalala I'm so Awesome~

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Aladdin: (*☻-☻*) Hey, Jasmine, You wanna go on a-

MAGIKARPET RIDE!?!?

Jasmine: *Facepalm*

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Kid: *Watching TV* Yay~ Pokémon is on! With Ash and Misty and-

*sees random guy between them*

WHERE THE FUDGE BROWNIES IS BROCK OBAMA?! HE'S EFFING PERFECTLY ASIAN AND THEY FUDGING REPLACE HIM WITH THIS?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE?! FREAKING ARCEUS!!!

(This happened in the Orange Island Episode. When Brock was replaced because the producers thought they were being racist since he was Asian. But don't worry ;) he was brought back 'Cus Everyone lives him~)

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Scientifically crafted Pokémon medicine recommended by Scientists, bought in the Pokémart from the medicine station heals +20 HP while a bottle of mineral water bought from a vending machine heals +50 HP

WHAT DA HECK?!?! This proves water is the best medicine (Go to my house and you'll see untouched medicine everywhere and empty water bottles everywhere too. All because of. This. Freaking. Theory.)