Edward: Get lost! Bella doesn't want someone who smells like a wet dog!
Jacob: At least I don't sparkle like glitter!
Bella: BURNNNNNNnnn... Oh wait a sec...
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I sing the alphabet like A B C D E F G, H I G K ELEMEN-OPEE!!!
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Girls messing up a guys hair, girls would think its cute. Guys messing up a girls hair... Get ready for World War all over again!
(No, it's not offensive, I want to put this up so you can understand that the WW's were stupid. Why grant war anyways? Messing hair is a stupid reason for war. Can't we all get along?)
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Lazy Fact #15378549005437
You know you're lazy when you didn't read all those numbers up there.
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Me: *gets hit by car, falls from stairs, bitten by a baby*
Person: OMA are you okay?
Me: Oh yes, yes I am. I just bleed for fun, cry because it's cool, slam my head because it's the new trend and trip cuz I love the way it flips my hair.
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That's all for now, hopefully I can get facts! Hey guys, please request something? Anything! I'm running low on ideas.
>Ask the characters of Pokemon anything.
>PM/Comment facts.
>Dare/Truth the characters of Pokemon anything.
>Tell me a new gossip or something about Pokemon!
Please!
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