We all know our childhood with Pokémon... BUT DID ANY OF YOU SUSPECTED FREAKING HELLO KITTY IS NOT A FREAKING CAT?!?!
I mean, the Director said Hello Kitty is actually a young little girl! They broadcasted it on the news a few days ago!!!
Once I saw it, this is what happened-
Me: WHAT?! IF HELLO KITTY WAS A YOUNG GIRL THEN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE NAMED IT HELLO "KITTY"
Mom: *walks in Room* Did you know Hello Kitty isn't a cat?
Me: YES! JUST NOW!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ALL THIS?!?!
Mom: The Director just announced Hello Kitty isn't a cat, he made him-
Me: HIM?! HIM?!?! DON'T FREAKING TELL ME HELLO KITTY IS A GUY NOW! B'CUZ WHAT THE HECK!
Mom: Her! I meant her!
Me: My childhood is ruined T^T ...
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Here are some facts I know, sorry I can't get you much but I'm lazy to research xD
-Hello Kitty isn't a cat but a young girl
-Hello Kitty's real name is Kitty White
-Hello Kitty's boyfriend is Dear Daniel (She has a much better love life than me T^T)
-Hello Kitty has a twin sister, Mimi (I think her name was Mimi, or was it Meme?)
-Hello Kitty is mostly pink while Mimi (or something) is yellow
-Hello Kitty's parents are George and Mary
-Hello Kitty's grandparents are named Anthony and Margaret
-Hello Kitty earns about 6 Billion a year from selling it's products
-Hello Kitty is world famous, all without any advertising
-Hello Kitty's Best friend is her Twin sister
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That's all I know ^_^" well! see ya soon!
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Pokemon Facts & Crazy things
De TodoYou read the title right! This is a book about Pokémon (and Crazy Things :D) It'll try to keep you updated on the Pokémon trends and news, give tips and tricks for beginners, support and recommend PokMAZING books in Wattpad, PokéRIFFIC Fanfic writer...