Hello Kitty

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We all know our childhood with Pokémon... BUT DID ANY OF YOU SUSPECTED FREAKING HELLO KITTY IS NOT A FREAKING CAT?!?!

I mean, the Director said Hello Kitty is actually a young little girl! They broadcasted it on the news a few days ago!!!

Once I saw it, this is what happened-

Me: WHAT?! IF HELLO KITTY WAS A YOUNG GIRL THEN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE NAMED IT HELLO "KITTY"

Mom: *walks in Room* Did you know Hello Kitty isn't a cat?

Me: YES! JUST NOW!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ALL THIS?!?!

Mom: The Director just announced Hello Kitty isn't a cat, he made him-

Me: HIM?! HIM?!?! DON'T FREAKING TELL ME HELLO KITTY IS A GUY NOW! B'CUZ WHAT THE HECK!

Mom: Her! I meant her!

Me: My childhood is ruined T^T ...

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Here are some facts I know, sorry I can't get you much but I'm lazy to research xD

-Hello Kitty isn't a cat but a young girl

-Hello Kitty's real name is Kitty White

-Hello Kitty's boyfriend is Dear Daniel (She has a much better love life than me T^T)

-Hello Kitty has a twin sister, Mimi (I think her name was Mimi, or was it Meme?)

-Hello Kitty is mostly pink while Mimi (or something) is yellow

-Hello Kitty's parents are George and Mary

-Hello Kitty's grandparents are named Anthony and Margaret

-Hello Kitty earns about 6 Billion a year from selling it's products

-Hello Kitty is world famous, all without any advertising

-Hello Kitty's Best friend is her Twin sister

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That's all I know ^_^" well! see ya soon!

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