All Grown Up: The Story of Jacob and Renesmee Part I

Mini Honeymoon

Jacob

Edward had made a little feast for Ness and I. Ribs on the grill, corn on the cob, twice baked potatoes, and cherry cobbler. I felt relieved her stomach had settled enough for her to chow down the way she was. I knew it wasn't my fault but I still felt kinda bad the smell of the bacon had made her so sick this morning.

"Oh, this is amazing," Ness moaned as she sucked the meat off the last rib from her plate. I was so happy to watch her enjoy her meal. Is that strange? I don't know, but anything that makes her happy, makes me happy.

"Is that good, Mommy?"

"Very good, Daddy."

"Thanks, Nessie," Edward said from the kitchen. Ness laughed.

"You know I wasn't talking to you! I meant my baby daddy!"

"Aw, Ness," I groaned. "You make the amazing life we've created sound like something from the Maury show!"

Emmett jumped up. "Maury is my hero! Rose. Hey baby, do you remember that one where right after the kid was born, he looked at it and didn't think it was his. So he actually called the Maury show from the hospital! The dude was right too, it wasn't his kid!"

"Yes, I recall that one," Rosalie sighed. "At least he's grown tired of Jersey Shore. If he didn't stop with the fist pumping I would have had to give him a fist pump right his his face," she muttered to Aunt Alice.

"Hey you guys could totally go on Maury!" Everybody looked at him like he had lost his mind. Except Edward.

"Em, I think you ought to elaborate on that before my wife dismembers you."

"No no, not the baby daddy shows!" he quickly clarified. "They do have other ones once in a while. He could do some kind of 'I'm a half vampire having my werewolf fiance's baby' show. Supernatural babies! Werewolves and the women who love them!" Edward and Jasper laughed, everybody else just shook their head at him.

"Oh, child of mine," Esme said, pulling his face down to kiss his forehead.

It was then that Edward set the pie in front of us, we each had a quarter of it. It smelled fantastic. Ness dug in, but I stuck my finger in and got a nice glob of filling. I let it cool as I thought, Edward laughed out loud and when Bella shot him a dirty look he said, "Just wait, love." 

Alice must have seen what I was going to do because she giggled quietly.

Ness looked at me curiously as she dug in.

"I thought you liked cherry cobbler?"

She said with her mouth full.

"It's home made, my Mom-hey!" she protested as jumped out of my chair and wiped the filling on her nose. She swallowed her bite and started to laugh as she tried to push me away.

"Food fight!" Alice shouted. Nessie's chair scraped against the floor and clattered as it fell, she blindly grabbed pie with one hand while trying to shove me away with the other. I smeared a hand full on her cheek.

"Jacob, quit!" she gasped while laughing hysterically. She shoved pie at my face while pounding my chest with her tiny fist. I dug my fingers into my pie and smashed it on her forehead. She got me good right on the mouth.

"Get him, Ness!" Rosalie shouted.

I put my hands under her arms and picked her up as she screamed and kicked her feet. I licked filling off her face, getting as much pie from my face onto her, as I got off of her with my tongue. She squealed and smooshed pie into my hair. I set her back in her chair after picking it up and kissed her lips.