Chapter 11- What's Happening?!?

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Virgil's POV

Thomas was talking about a "new idea" he had called 'Sketch My Autobiography'. Now that was obviously a draw my life, which wasn't a bad i-
Ahem
Right, that's a terrible idea! Everyone does a draw my life, it's not original.
Work off that.
A draw my life?
No you halfwit: originality.

"Please tell me you're joking,"
"Ughh what is it now Anxiety?"
Rude.
"That is literally a copy of what is known as a draw my life, you just slapped a different name on it,"
"Aaah I thought it felt familiar, I'll just call it a draw my life,"
"Boring,"
"What do you mean boring it's my life?"
"I know what I said," I said casually looking down at my hand.
:D that was pretty good.
I thought you were negative, my anxiety.
What? No, I'm just a bad influence.
Where did you come from?
Uhhhh........ you don't have time for that right now!

I went on about how he needed originality and anything less was not what the viewers wanted.
"You were so chill the last couple of videos!"
He liked that?
Remember what I told you!
But!
No cuts, no buts, no cocunuts!
What?!

Bob was right, I had to do this. He only liked me being chill because the real me is a neucence.

"Sometimes I just gotta be me-NUH,"
He agreed with me. Strange. Then Roman showed up.

"Not so fast my Chemically Imbalanced Romance!"
"Oh great, Prince underarm stink,"
I tried not to be so harsh with my words but ultimately, it just made me look dumb.

I felt really bad about not stopping myself but eventually eased into it. Before he showed up.

Patton's POV

"Well I'm just glad when you called me I had my pants on. Oh wait no I don't,"
"Uh oh,"
"Oh I'm so sorry,"
"I'll be right back,"

Nice job Patton, you just showed up without pants on. Anxiety must think I'm so stupid. I felt the anger radiating off him. This wasn't like him, I thought he was turning over a new leaf.

"What's hot with the kids these days?"
"Knives!"
"What?"
"Yeah the stuff is on fire and the knife is glowing red!"
"I'm glad you brought up something that's been done because that is a good example..."
I was smiling brightly.
"...Of a horrible idea,"
"Oh,"
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Virgil's POV

He just hurt Patton's feelings. I felt so terrible not saying something to Roman.

Roman started rapping. Oh god was it bad. I could slowly feel myself coming back.

Roman. Logan.

Ladies,Lord's and non-binary royalty,
Watch me as I beat this geek,
And do it joyously!
I'll vanquish any villain,
With the gal that try to toy with me,
Ask the dragon witch,
She knows the drill,
You're screwed ROYALLY!

Stricken with clanviousy,
Events occur as I foreseen,
Your verse was weak,
Your rapping stinks,
You're childlishly employing these,
Trysalimic rhymes,
PSH,
I can match that easily,
I'll beat you every time,
So you do not want beef with me Princey,
I drown out lesser emc's when I flow,
There's no avoiding me,
Under pressure,
I rise up,
Hollar at your buoyancy,

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