A/N:
I'm so sorry.
Fandom(s): Mentions of King Kong, mentions of Donkey Kong
WARNINGS: Coke is a hell of a drug kids. Don't follow in our footsteps.
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Ding-Dong-Wing-Wong I want a ding-dong
Shling-Shlong Show's on, is something wing-wong?
Thing-Thong, you're wrong. God-awful show's on.
Fem-Flock fuck off
Sing-Song, bing bong.
Ling-Long, King Kong. Donkey Kong, dugong.
Piss jello in a bong
THE END
(Play)
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A/N:
I have no words for this one. I had no idea this was even a thing until I was handed a copy of it. This probably sums up our state of mind. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Thank you for reading!
People involved in writing this:
Endy
Shane
Oil
Next chapter: Michigan Fried Chicken
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Friendly Fire Fiction - A Collection Of Short Stories
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