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Fandom(s): Sonic The Hedgehog
WARNINGS: Possible racism(?), Amy arguing with an ex, memes(?), bad grammar, cursing, crack-fic.
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"You're being an ass," Sonic said to Tails, who was wanting to be in the air, as always.
Amy was just sitting there, arguing with her ex-boyfriend Tyrone the Honey Badger over the phone.
Tyrone said, "Amy! Girl, you better take me back! 'Cuz if you don't, I'm gonna teach you not to mess with Tyrone the Honey Badger!" " Well if only you didn't cheat on me with that cheap whore Catherine the Mole! I would've stayed with you!" Amy fired back at him. Just before Tyrone could respond, Amy hung up.
Sonic looked over at Amy, holding a hand to his heart. "Trouble with the ex?"
Tails smiled apologetically, bobbing in mid-air.
Amy said, "Asshole wants me back. Bitch ain't getting this 🅱️ussy."
Sonic nodded, high-fiving Amy. "You go Amy," He boasted, patting her shoulder.
Tails nodded in approval, "Spill that tea."
Amy nodded, grinning, "Oh I will. I will."
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Charles
Endy
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