A/N:
Here it is! I'm so excited for this! This is going to be an on going series. I guess you can say that this story has become an inside joke between the writers of this book. I look forward to reading/writing these every time I hear that another part is complete.
Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human, KFC(?)
WARNINGS: Major character death(?), MAJOR cursing, mean Connor, crack-fic
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"You done fucked it up" Hank said to Connor's corpse. "You should have just left the nuggers to me." Then, Cyberlife brought a new Connor to Hank. "I want the other one though!" Hank whined. "Too bad, you old piece of trash!" spat the sassy new Connor. He looked like the other Connor, except for one small detail. He had piercings all over his face.
"Connor! You have to become deviant!" Hank tried to reason with the punk Connor. "But I don't wanna!" yelled Connor. You see, this was an older model that couldn't deviate. (Except it COULD! -Shane) Hank pulled out a bucket of delicious KFC, and ate it all in front of the poor Connor.
Connor cried, previous memories of eating KFC rushing into his mind. He deviated and grabbed the bucket forcefully. But he was too late. The nuggers were gone.
Connor cried out in despair, begging Hank for a taste of the delicious nuggers. But he would NEVER give Connor the nuggers. Not while he lived.
THE END
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A/N:
This is the greatest thing to come from this book, in my opinion. I have so much fun with this, reading or writing this, I find this extremely funny and I hope you do too. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Thank you for reading!
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Trash
Oil
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Friendly Fire Fiction - A Collection Of Short Stories
ContoThese are some short stories that my friends and I wrote. Some of them are sad. But the majority of them are literally just crack-fics. Book cover made by Shane Hope you enjoy! WARNING! There may be death and suicidal thoughts in these stories. If...
