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Fandom(s): Bioshock and Souh Park
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, gayness, crack-fic, you know the drill...
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Softly, Atlas papped Jack's head. Jack butted his head against Atlas's palm, smiling sweetly.
"Yer one cute motherfucker, boyo." Atlas simpered, still basically petting Jack.
Jack stuck his tongue out, signing, 'I know.' Before hugging up to Atlas's chest. "Aw," Atlas cooed softly, "Yer the best boy, boyo."
Because of their cute ass gay, the gayest character in Sourh Park was summoned: Tweek Tweak.
He shrieked, throwing his hands up as he glared nervously at Atlas and Jack. "You all are... Oh god!! This is too much pressure!!!" He screamed anxiously. Jack shot up, yelping.
He stood, paternal instincts taking over. "You don't have to be stressed, we won't hurt you." Jack insisted, holding out his hands.
Tweek shakily walked towards Jack, "W-where's Craig?!!??"
Jack balked, taking a step back. "I-I don't know..."
The small Gay Panic (TM) that Jack was happening was enough to summon a panicking Craig Tucker, who immediately enveloped Tweek in a hug.
Jack sat down, head in his hands. "What the fuck."
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
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