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WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, Oil gets bullied, mentions of shoving dragon eggs up asses(?), mentions is stealing, this is literally a conversation between Shane/Trash/Oil.
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Dragons and elves are part of fiction, and fiction is important because it shows us that life really sucks ass. (Like Oil. -Shane)
Speaking of oil, oil is expensive as hell. So are dragon eggs. But we don't care because we're gonna steal them and shove them up our ass. Like a hen, until they hatch and we'll shit out tiny dragon babies.
Also, dragons always have motherfucking spikes coming out of their asses. So, even if you live through getting eaten by one, you get shredded on your way out.
The sad part is that you could live but as a piece of shit for the rest of your sad fucking life.
THE END
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I honestly have no idea what the hell they were trying to write here. I hope you enjoyed this mess. Thank you for reading.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Oil
Trash
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