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Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human, KFC(?)
WARNINGS: Gun violence, death, racism(?),cursing, what's even going on, crack-fic.
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"Listen here, you are going to give me the nuggers." said Connor, who was wearing a chicken mask. He was locked and loaded. He kicked open the door to the KFC and screamed, "Gimme the goods and no one gets it!" But of course, the cashier refused to serve androids because he is a racist bitch. So he got his ass cap't (shot) and they were 'No-Scoped' but no one was killed. Yet.
Connor shouted, "NUGGERS. NOW." But no one did and instead called the police. Which meant Hank, yelling about Connor being an ass, and Gavin showed up at the KFC as well. Gavin Reed, who was a big bitch, said, "T-t-t-that's all folks!" "NO IT'S NOT!" Screamed Connor, "I WANT MY CHICKEN NUGGERS!"
And then Ralph ran in, waving his knife around, and *gasp* STEALING ALL OF THE NUGGERS?! Connor ran up to Ralph, "GIMME SOME." And sadly killed everyone's most favorite character from Detroit Become Roomba, the cashier. Ralph then gave Connor some nuggers and there were none left for Gavin.
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoy this series as much as I do.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Oil
Endy
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