Death X Reader: Dating Death

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WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, crack-fic, ambiguous reader.
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When you broke up with Death, he threw your shit out onto the sidewalk, telling you that he never wanted to see you again.

Now, you can't die. "Well fuck," you say, "I really wanted to fuck with Death uwu."

"You can fuck YOURSELF!" Screamed Death, throwing more of your shit onto the sidewalk. This was sad, so sad that a passing band started playing that one song that played at the end of the movie, 'Titanic'.

But, no one cared.

THE END

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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.

People involved in writing this:
Endy
Shane

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