A/N:
I swear what follows this note is the ramblings of insane people.
Fansom(s): N/A
WARNINGS: Nothing in his makes sense, MAJOR cursing, MAJOR crack.
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3,
I ate raw steak last night, 'cuz it was free, Ate so much man you wouldn't believe.
Then I slapped my bitch-man, 'cuz he didn't have teeth. Rainbows 'n shit appeared, and I yeeted the truck. I didn't have time, so I held it shut, and I got a bad bitch last night, some weed— something something weed, weed.
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the weed, and I said fuck it and added LSD. Bad idea, soon I couldn't see.
Everything then began to melt. You could only imagine, how it really felt. Rainbows and shit appeared, and I yeeted the truck. I didn't have time to hold it shut.
And then, we did more LSD.
THE END
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A/N:
Thank you for reading! I hope you were able to decipher the madness of this chapter, because it took me forever to even read it.
People involved in writing this:
Oil
Endy
Shane
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