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Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, gayness, mentions of Jerry Seinfeld, pure boi Ralph, crack-fic.
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"Why are gays so kyoot?" Said... uh... Let's say Kara.
"I don't know Kara..." said Alice. Then, Ralph burst into the room.
"Ralph needs help! A cute gay guy kissed him!" Ralph squealed in excitement, "Does Ralph cuddle him now?!"
Then, the gay android walked into the room. His name was Jerry. (Jerry Seinfeld? Half Life 3 confirmed? -Oil)
Except it wasn't Jerry Seinfeld. But it was, because his name was Jerry Seinfeld, but he wasn't the Jerry Seinfeld. He was a Jerry from the Theme Park, people just called him Jerry Seinfeld.
Anyway, Ralph felt flustered and really wanted to cuddle the Jerry.
So, he fuckin' diiiid, bitches.
He cuddled that Jerry so fucking hard that the Jerry was so warm and safe he deviated out of love.
Their warm love warmed the entire neighborhood, and was converted into electrical energy. Therefore, the global warming crisis was solved.
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Oil
Endy
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