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Fandom(s): Skyrim
WARNINGS: Racism, Skyrim info that I don't know about, MAJOR cursing, crack-fic.
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"Um excuse me? Did your ass just call me a smooth-skin?" The argonian adventurer hissed, his forked tongue flicking out to taste the air.
"Yeah bitch, I did." Said the nord, being a racist asshat.
Marches-From-Afar (The argonian soldier) spat, his eye narrowing in disdain. Then the Dragonborn came from the distance, riding a Lamborghini. (Which was from a mod. -Oil.)
He shouted Fire Breath into the night air. He pulled up to the racist bitch, shouting him into the ether.
"That's what you get for being a diiiiiick!!" The Dragonborn yelled as he drove away. This, of course, confused the argonian immensely.
Like, seriously: what the shit?
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I hope you enjoyed. Thank you for reading!
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
Oil
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