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Fandom(s): Undertale, Homestuck, Gordon Ramsey(?)
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, crack-fic, I honestly don't know at this point.
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"Hmmm... Yeah, no." Said Sans Undertale to John Homestuck. "It needs some more spice." Said Chef McSwearass Gordon Ramsey.
"Well fuck you." said Sans, "I don't wanna add no spices." He then added three entire bottles of ketchup to the mix.
Johnathan Homestuck shrieked, fainting on sight. For the man, Jane-Jonah-Jamison came in and said, "Dammit! I want pictures of Spider-Man< not this shit!"
"Okay, then leave." Said Sans Undertale, Johnathan Homestuck then fucking died. 'Just' said fate.
Sans shrugged and went back to making ketchup soup.
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Oil
Endy
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