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Fandom(s): Dragon Age 2
WARNINGS: Crack-fic, Fenris is OOC, Danarius is an asshole, Hawke is a meme, idk what this is... but I love it.
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"Holy sweet, red-faced, bleeding heart, fake baby Jesus in a manger- how much money?"
"Three-billion, two-thousand, eight hundred sixty nine dollars." Fenris said sadly. "shut up elf." Danarius snapped, "Now, do you want it or not?" he asked, referring to the elf in chains.
"Oh, ya," Hawke said dismissively, throwing the money to Danarius. Fenris's ears perked up, "You... actually paid that much money for me?"
"Yahuh. And now," Hawke said, dragging Fenris up gently by his collar- and snapping the metal like a twig, "You're free. Do with that what you must."
"Free... But... I am yours, am I not?" Fenris asked, confusion lacing his voice.
"Nah. You can do whatever." Hawke said, smiling at the elf.
Fenris nodded, looking down at his hands, "Right."
THE END
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A/N:
Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Endy
Shane
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