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I'm so sorry I've been gone so long! I've been super busy with school. I'll try to update more now though.
Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, idfk what's happening, crack-fic, memes.
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When walking down the street, I like to stare at them chickens.
"Them chickens are pissin' me off. I just wanna kick them into a box, poison it, and theorize that they're all both dead and alive." Said Hank to Connor, "Them damn chickens just livin' and shit."
Connor nods, going through the motions of flipping his coins. "They're already both dead and alive, Hank. They're android chickens."
"They're deviant chickens." Hank said with the most serious of faces.
Connor chuckled, grinning. "Deviant chickens. That's new." "At least they're newer than your old ass operating system. What are ya, Windows 98?" Said Hank.
"I have told you before, Hank, my model runs on Windows 76." Connor explained, smiling.
"Well, Windows 76 must be Dankey Kang trash, because it's been two hours and I've been standing here for half of that time waiting for you to reboot." Hank complained.
"Nah, fucc u—" Connor cut himself off, immediately rebooting.
THE END
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A/N:
Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
Oil
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