A/N:
This is kind of a alternate universe, where instead of D:BH characters, there is Dragon Age characters.
Fandom(s): Dragon Age
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, everyone bullies Denerias, crack-fic, idk what's happening.
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Sera ran past the school's stage, cackling as the director, Denerias, shrieked from backstage.
Fenris chuckled lowly, pinching the bridge of his nose as Dorian nudged him with an elbow.
"So, we should probably sabotage Denerias." Dorian said lowly. "He's a bit of a bitch." "Now that's something we can agree on..." Fenris replied.
Hawks strutted up and smiles, "How can I help?"
"By causing a diversion." Dorian chuckled, turning to he backstage door, opening it on que.
Hawke strutted up to Denerias. He shrieked, waving his arms abound his head.
As he did, he turned to Merrill, his scene partner, and grinned.
"Amelia!"
Then, Hawke slapped Denerias in the face. Fenris snuck up behind him and dragged the man off-stage, adding to the ambiance of the scene with his yell.
"NYGHH! This wasn't in the script!!" Denerias yelled.
"Fuck you," Fenris replied, "This is what you deserve for assalting me backstage."
THE END
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A/N:
Thank you for reading this chapter! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
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