These are some short stories that my friends and I wrote. Some of them are sad. But the majority of them are literally just crack-fics.
Book cover made by Shane
Hope you enjoy!
WARNING!
There may be death and suicidal thoughts in these stories. If...
A/N: This is honestly the best one out of any of the stories we've wrote. This is a product of waking up early for school and stupidity. I hope you enjoy.
Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human, KFC(?)
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, death, stupidity, crack-fic
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An entire bucket of KFC was delivered to Hank. "Oh thank God, my KFC! Connor!" He screams. Connor approaches warily, before his eyes light on the bucket.
"Holy fucking shit," he mutters. "Is... Is this human food? I-I understand now..." he takes the bucket in his hands, holding it in the air like some sort of relic.
Connor took a bite and practically moaned at the amazing flavor. Then Hank screamed, "MY CHICKEN NUGGERS!!" Connor, with a face full of KFC, began shoving the chicken down his throat at an alarming rate. His blueblood was filled with the grease from the meat, so Hank reacted fast with a big smacker-doodle to the face.
Connor screamed "OW LIEUTENANT!" For he was now deviant from the intense pleasure brought from eating KFC. But Hank didn't care, he wanted them chicken nuggers. And he'll die for them so he grabbed a gun.
(Jesus Christ...)
Hank yelled, "Me have chicken nuggers or you have death!" Connor's LED grew to a startling red. "H-Hank! I can buy you more! You're like a father to me!" He tried to bargain. Hank them screamed as loud as he can, and then unloaded a whole entire magazine into him. (Rip my boi -Shane)
Hank then killed himself.
THE END (Despa-YEET-o)
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—————————————————— A/N: I'm sorry for that shitty meme. Endy thought it would be funny to have a despacito meme in here, and I listened to her (for some reason). I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Thank you for reading!
