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Fandom(s): Bioshock, Homestuck
WARNINGS: Homestuck trash, MAJOR cursing, crack-fic.
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He was the biggest, baddest, strongest, and most feared man around. And his name was Jack Ryan, son of the tyrant of new-age Atlantis. You really don't wanna mess with this motherfucker.
But if there was a person who would, it would be John motherfucking Egbert.
John Egbert walked up to Jack and waved. Jack cocked his head to the side, confused. Did this kid have no fear? Was he insane? No, he was John Egbert, bitch. He biggest, baddest, nerdiest 13-year-old y'all'd ever see.
But Jack was, like, five, so John shouldn't raise his hand against a toddler. But John didn't know that. Jack looked 20. So, he did the windy thing and blasted him to the land of wind and shade.
Jack screamed, zapping Egbert in the chest. "FUCK!" Screamed John. He then accidentally dropped Jack.
As Jack fell, he instinctively swung his wrench, smacking a passing Dave Strider upside the head.
Dave screamed gayly and threw a smuppet at Jack, whom which incinerated easily.
And then, John threw Jack over his shoulder, yelling:
"We're taking you to Earth C!"
TO BE CONTINUED?
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A/N:
I honestly don't know if they plan on continuing this, but Endy said she wants to, so... I don't know. Thank you for reading this chapter! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
Oil
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