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Fandom(s): South Park
WARNINGS: Cartman's an asshole, MAJOR cursing (It's Sout Park...), Kyle gets bullied by Cartman, talk about jerking off.
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"Why is my arm so sore?" Kenny made a choker noise in the back of his throat, 'jacking off' the auras he laughed at Kyle. Cartman was amused as all hell.
"Jacking off isn't kosher, Jew-boy!"
"Shut up, Cartman!"
"Fuck you, you fuckin'—"
"Eric Cartman! My office, now!"
Oh shit. It was PC Principal.
"Alright, do you know why I called you into my office?" He fumed at the chubby boy in front of him. "Because I—" "Because you said fuck!" PC Principal screamed at him.
"So, it... wasn't because I made fun of a Jew?"
"Wot?" PC Principal was confused as fuck as he looked at Cartman.
"I made fun of a Jew."
"RaaaAAAAAAGGHHHH—"
THE END
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Endy
Shane
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