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Fandom(s): Detroit Become Human, KFC(?)
WARNINGS: Connor abandons Hank, The Great Nugger Depression (TM), Connor and Ralph flee the country, crack-fic.
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Connor finally got the nuggers, but it wasn't to last. Especially with Hank on the same continent, so he decided to move to Wales.
He loved Hank, Hank was his dad. But he wanted the nuggers more than a relationship with his father. So he headed to an airport.
Meanwhile, Hank was crying, for both his android son and his nuggers were gone. Sumo was all he had left, but Sumo was actually sneaking in and eating the nuggers! This made Hank angry.
"SUMO! THOSE ARE THE LAST NUGGERS!!!" Screamed Hank, so angry he could die. Then, Hank desperately went to all the KFC's, but sadly the Great Nugger Depression was going on, and there were no chicken nuggers.
So, he called McDongles. They also had no nuggers left. Connor and Ralph had stolen them all. Which meant that Hank was on a time crunch.
He zoomed to Wales to get the nuggers from Ralph and Connor. But it was too late. The plane was gone. So, he waited for the next one.
BUT, it was delayed seven thousand years. Because the North and South Poles had switched, causing all technology to stop. It also caused a semi-apocalypse.
THE END
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A/N:
Thank you for reading this chapter! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Oil
Endy
Shane
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