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Fandom(s): The Adventure Zone
WARNINGS: Taako is an asshole, pranks, talk about being gay(?), talk about sucking dick(?), MAJOR cursing, crack-fic.
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"Why are my ink bottles taped to the ceiling?" "Idk probably magic, my dude." Taako said to Davenport."Wait... you're magic." Said Davenport. "Yeah? And?" Taako threw the umbrastaff into the air, watching it twirl before catching it again.
"Did yo gay ass tape my ink bottles to the ceiling?" Said Davenport.
"Fuck, y'all, I'm just a gay wizard." Said Taako. "We know," Magnus chimes in, "But we just want our damn ink bottles."
"Well honey, I guess you'll just have to suck it up." Taako retorted, filing his nails.
"Okay, fine. I hope you never get your dick sucked." Davenport sassed.
THE END
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Thank you for reading!People involved in writing this:
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