Kill Yourself or Die Trying

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A/N:
According to Oil, you have to read this one to the tune of Country Roads, so I've given you a karaoke version of the song. (It doesn't go to the beat, they have no rhythm.)

Fandom(s): Fallout 76

WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, bad jokes, a lot of Fallout 76 hate, it's a bad game, crack-fic(song?).
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Fallout 76
Bethesda, please fix
Stop tryna scam us,
And fix your fucking game

That shit you did with,
Your so called "Canvas"
Was fuckin' bull.
Now I want a refund

Shitty game, ruined company.
Todd Howard's, in a bunker.

(Or you can say... in a vault! *mic drop* -Endy)

Bad gameplay
Please don't stay.
EuroDisneyland was a better investment.
Heed this contestment
I'm so gay, I really slay
But this game?
I just can't play.

(Skyrim is better 2k19. -Endy)

THE END

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A/N:
This is beautiful. Thank you for reading this chapter! I hope you enjoyed.

People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
Oil

Next Chapter: Denerias Is Too Bad For a School Play.

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