A/N:
I should really be doing my algebra that's due at the end of the week, but instead I'm here... oh well.
Fandom(s): Bioshock
WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, memes, gayness(?),Fontaine is a big bitch, crack-fic.
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Jack walked forward, wrench in hand, angry because someone fucked with his man. And he was going to get revenge.
He ran through Rapture angrily, swinging his wrench as he went. "Where the fuck, is he," Jack hissed, "Bitch gonna die tonight."
He swung the wrench down into a table, glaring. "Where da FUCK is the bitch that hurt my fucking HUSBANDO!?"
"It was my bitch ass." Said Fontaine. "Ergh!!"
Jack then proceeded to 'put a cap' in Fontaine's dummy-thicc ass, killing him instantly.
Atlas ran forward, patting Jack's shoulder, "Nice werk, boyo!"
THE END
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A/N:
I just want to say that everyone working on this book has finished the Bioshock series except Shane, so... Anyway, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy
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