"Mom, What's a Hurricane?!"

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WARNINGS: MAJOR cursing, it goes from beautiful writing to memey shit, crack-fic.
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      When the Earth spoke to the Sky, she whispered, "I will love thee as a child loves her mother— you give me the air I need to replenish myself, the cold I use to cool my hide. The rain I drink, the thunder and lightning hat rocks me to a slumber. Thank you."

      When the Earth spoke to the Ocean, she said, "You're really cool."

      "Nah, fam. Ain't havin' that, write me a speech!" The waters whiked, his voice angry.

      But the Earth could find no words, so she turned to the Moon.

      "Woah bitch, the fuck?!" He ocean screamed, angry.

      And that's how hurricanes happen.

THE END

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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed.

People involved in writing this:
Shane
Endy

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