A/N:
This is literally crack. In sorry for this.
Fandom(s): Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Dankey Kang(?)
WARNINGS: Violence, what is even going on(?), confusion, crack-fic, cursing, intentional spelling errors, hating on Food City (for some reason...).
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In the land of Isengaurd, Leoglas decided to travel to some town that was far away from his house to get milk from Walmart. So, the elf began the long journey to get him some of that malk. Like his dad did years ago and still has yet to return from. The milk was hard to find. He managed to find the Walmart, but the milk was nowhere to be seen.
So, Legolas began shooting people with arrows and shouting, "WHERE'S THE MILK!?" He was then kicked out of the building due to disturbance of the peace and attempted murder. But he really wanted that damn milk.
So he went to Food City and paid $50 for a simple gallon of milk. it was so expensive because Food City is Dankey Kang bad. He finally got his malk, but now he needed more arrows. So he went home and got on Amazon. Luckily though, he had prime, so of course he got them the next day. However, they were a cheap, knock-off brand.
Damn.
THE END
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A/N:
I don't think anybody that has worked on this book has a brain anymore. Even though some of the previous chapters have been even weirder and more dumb, I lost hope with them because of this chapter. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and thank you for reading. I'll try to have the next part up soon.
People involved in writing this:
Shane
Trash
Oil
Endy
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