It's been 3 months and I have been doing online school for a while and i really like it
I mainly do it when the kids and Jack are having naps. Yes I said Jack
He does this thing where he pretends he's putting the kids to sleep and then just sleeps with them. It was cute at first then I was like okay Jack get up
So right now I am going to wake him up cause well I'm lonely and my favorite thing to do when I'm lonely is bother him
"Wake up wake up wake up..." I whisper poking him repeatedly
He finally wakes up
"Oh hey I was leaving the room and Hunter was just like hey yo father stay with me"
"Hunter can't talk now get up and spend time with me"
"Spend time. Or 'spend time'" he winks
"Ew stop I'm not having sex with you with my kids in the next room"
"So you would if they weren't" he smirks
"Shut up and come down stairs"
"What do I get out of it"
"The joy of spending time with me... and possibly if I'm in the mood I'll make out with you"
"Oooo I like that idea"
He gets up from the bed and runs downstairs
When he runs downstairs he sits on the couch and motions for me to sit on his lap with his signature smirk and wink
I roll my eyes and sit next to him
"You promised we could make out" he pouts
"You're so needy" I say rolling my eyes and finally getting on his lap
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"AHHHHH MOMMY AND DADDY STOP" Hayden yells mid-makeout
I practically jump off of Jacks lap
"Oh hey Hayden how are you" Jack says acting as nothing just happened
"Y-YOU AND MOMMY WERE- WERE I DONT KNOW BUT I DIDNT LIKE IT"
"Aw Hay don't cry" I say
"Da-daddy hurting you" he starts crying
"Oh no no no come here" I say motioning for him to come on my lap
Jack tries to hug him but he pushes him away
"No you hurt my mommy"
"No I didn't"
"Ye-yes you hurting her by squeezing her too hard"
"Baby, he didn't hurt me I promise" I say
"A-are sure"
"100%"
"Okay I hug daddy now" he says mood changing immediately hugging Jack
"I would never hurt mommy I promise you"
"Good cause I hurt you if you hurt mommy"
"So what are you mr. tough guy now" Jack says pretending to be serious
"Yes I am" Hayden says crossing his arms trying to look tough
"Oh really well Mr. what will you do if I, I... TICKLE YOU" he says starting to tickle Hayden
"No no ahhhh stooooop nooooo" he says laughing between words
"I give up daddy!"
Jack stops and kisses his forehead causing him to giggle
"You're so cute" Jack says kissing his forehead again
"I love you daddy" Hayden says getting out of my arms and into Jacks
"I love you too"
"Much?"
"THIIIIIIS MUCH"
He stretches his arms as far as he can making Hayden's eyes grow wide
"WOOOOW YOU LOVE ME A LOT"
"Yes baby I do"
God I love my family they're adorable
