"Dad can we have a party while you and mom are gone" Hayden asks Jack at dinner
"Are you crazy absolutely not"
"See mom I told you he'd say no"
"Jack maybe we should let them"
"What no they're going to break everything"
"Ah ha that's what you think. Hunter is going to put all the valuable things in your room and lock it"
"Do you promise to keep the house clean and take no drugs"
"Daddy what drugs?" Lily asks
"Theyre bad things that you have to promise me you'll never use or do"
"Okay daddy I promise"
"If you guys have the party only invite your friends and your grade"
"Done"
"Oh and lock the laundry room there's really important pictures in there" I add
"Where's that"
"You know that room with the two big machines in it."
"Wait that's the Laundry room I didn't know we had one"
"How do you think your clothes get cleaned"
"Magic?"
"I wish no I do everyone's clothes which now that I think about it you guys should do"
"No no we're fine with you doing it"
"Anyways remember to lock it cause the pictures are important"
"You keep saying that theres important pictures but what are they"
"It's me and dads wedding pictures. If they break we can never get them back or recreate them so please make sure you don't break it. Even the frames are important"
"Okay we'll lock it. See it will be perfect"
"Okay Fine you can have one"
"YAY THANK YOU SO MUCH" Hayden springs up from his chair and runs to Jack hugging him
"Woah is Hayden actually hugging his father this is crazy"
"Mom you're just mad I'm not hugging you"
"Na im used to you not hugging me even though I am much better than dad"
"Okay sure"
"Mommy I think you're better" Lily says
"Aw I know you do I love you"
"Ha I Mommy's favorite" she sticks her tongue out at the others and it looks so cute
"Oh lily you're only mommy's favorite because you literally worship her"
"Well Ellianna I don't even know what worship means so you trying to be mean to me isn't working"
"Woah look at you saying my whole name"
"I don't like you" Lily says pouting
"Well I don't like you either"
"Ellie are you seriously fighting with a one year old" Jack asks
"Um yeah she's being mean"
