Today is the twins first birthday and they are both talking A LOT just like Hayden did at 1.
Now I have three kids yelling and running around.
We're having another huge party but this time me and Jack will NOT have sex and another baby
I think we are done for a while until they're older
So right now we are setting up as all three of them are napping
"I don't wanna do this anymoreeeee" Jack complains like he's been doing constantly
"WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING OH MY GOD"
"I'm sorry it's just I'm soooooo boreeeeed"
"Then go sit on the couch and not contribute or help like always"
"Hey don't be so salty"
"I'm not you're just annoying cause you never help me with anything and when you do it's so you can get kissed or fucked"
"I'm sorry you never let me help"
"You never ask if you can help. for once id like not to do everything on my own. It's like I'm single cause you're always sleeping or on the couch"
"Why are you saying this now"
"Cause you're bothering me now and I've had enough of the no help"
"I'm sorry"
"Whatever just go sit down and I'll finish this"
I roll my eyes and start doing the finishing touches
"I sorry baby" Jack says coming up and hugging me from behind
"K"
"Please don't be mad I love you"
"Whatever just let go of me" I say moving his hands off of me
"Nope...I love you too much to let go"
"You're annoying"
"I know but I also don't care cause when I annoy you, you stop being mad at me"
"Well not this time"
"Seriously come on" he whines
"Ugh fine"
"Say you love me"
"I like you"
"SAY you love me"
"I LOVE YOU OKAY"
"Aw I love you too"
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The party ended and it was very fun but tiring
All I want to do is sleep but I know I still have to clean up
If only I had someone to help me with this. Oh yeah Jack. Yeah you'd think that but nope.
He decided to go out with the band so now I'm stuck alone
