"Please don't ever do that again" Hayden says walking in our room the next morning
Me and Jack wake up confused
"Huh?"
"I was trying to go to sleep and all I could hear was mom moaning and dad telling you to be quiet."
We look at each other and laugh
"Oops" Jack says shrugging
"All you Can say is oops. Ellie and Hunter heard too. What if Lily heard"
"Oh Hayden loosen up. We wouldn't care if we heard you and Hayley doing it" i say and Jack nods
"Omg Ew never if you were home"
"So what if we weren't home. Hayden are you and Hayley having sex"
"What! No way! We've only ever kissed I swear"
"Hmm okay hayden relax."
"Anyways please never ever ever do that again"
"No promises" Jack gets up and Hayden screeches
"AHHH OMG OMG I JUST SAW MY DADS DICK I JUST SAW MY DADS DICK!"
"Oh I'm so sorry" Jack quickly gets back in bed and i can't stop laughing
Seriously I'm wheezing
"Babe relax"
"I-I'm sorry its just so funny."
Soon enough Hunter is in the room as well
"NEVER! Have sex at night again I couldn't sleep"
"It keeps getting better"
Ellie joins next and now I can't breathe
"I am scarred for life!"
"This is hilarious"
"Mom what's wrong with you"
"Y-you guys heard me and your dad fu-fucking it's funny"
"It really isn't"
"It is for me" I shrug and finally stop laughing
"Momma are you okay. You sounded hurt last night" Lily says rubbing her eyes and walking in
"I'm okay thank you for asking"
"Oh Did daddy help you? I heard you say his name"
"Yes daddy helped me. He helped me a lot" I wink at Jack and he smirks
"Oh my god ewwww" Hayden says clearly seeing what we did
"Hayden stop being mean to mommy"
"But I'm-"
"Yeah Hayden stop being so mean to me. I'm your mom you know. I did have you in me for 9 months after I had your dad in me if you know what I mean"
"Oh my god I'm going to school"
"I have to take you"
"I'm taking the bus"
Hayden leaves the room and the twins follow
I let out one more laugh and Lily sits on my lap
"They crazy mommy"
"I know you're my only child that loves me"
"Hehe and I love you more than daddy loves you"
"Lily you're crazy no one can love your mom more than I do".
"Sorry daddy that's a lie"
"Lily please we all know I love her more"
"Stop It daddy you're wrong"
"Lilia I love her way more"
"Sureeeee... Momma you're super beautiful" she pushes hair out of my face and kisses my cheek
"Aw baby you're so cute I love you"
"More than you love daddy?"
"Definitely more"
