"Mom can Justin come over?" Hunter asks
"Not right now"
"What! Why not"
"Look at me. I'm a mess"
"We won't look at you please"
"Ugh fine but no sex"
"Mom!"
"What! I'm just saying if I can't have sex with your dad right now you can't with your boyfriend"
"Oh my god mom me and Justin have never done it anyways"
"Wait really you've been dating this boy for practically a year and haven't done it"
"10 And a half months not close to a year."
"Well you should do it soon"
"Ew stop."
"Have you seen his... you know"
"MOM!"
"What I'm just asking"
"No I have not and he hasn't seen mine. We aren't like Hayley and Hayden"
"Wait what does that mean"
"Oh please do you not hear him BEGGING her to send him 'one more picture' because he sent his and I quote 'glorious dick'"
"Remind me to talk to Hayden about that. Anyways why haven't you"
"Well im scared" he shyly says
"Aw come here"
He sits down and I hold his hands
"Why are you scared"
"What if im bad at it and he's upset"
"Hunter I've seen how Justin is with you he'd never be upset about that"
"But-"
"Nope now while I don't want you having sex just yet I want you to be aware of what it is and how it works. Of course I don't know much but I am going to try and help you"
"O-okay"
"Now have you and Justin ever talked about this before"
"Once"
"How did that conversation go"
"Well one day we were kissing and that stuff and we got really really into it and I felt him- I don't know what it's called. His thing just got all stiff and I felt it. So I asked him if he was okay and he said he was just getting really into it and the conversation started"
"Okay so that's called he had a boner and that's a normal thing for boys to get. You probably have had one but haven't even realized"
"Oh"
"Yeah so what else did you guys talk about"
"He just told me how one day not now but one day he wants to have sex because he loves me a lot"
"Aw that's a very good thing. I am so happy you're dating a good boy like him"
"So can he come over?"
"Sure have fun" I smile and Hunter hugs me
"Thank you mom I love you"
"Aw I love you too."
At least one of my kids love me
