beansss: wait what happened
beansss: are the rumors true??
memeulous: yeah we are in the hospital right now
beansss: how is everyone?
memeulous: alex had a panic attack, james broke keem's nose and im pretty sure greg and will both have bruised ribs.
memeulous: oh! greg punched stephen first after stephen called him a nonce for dating gina, and thats why will beat the shit out of him
beansss: damn
beansss: wbu
memeulous: i don't get involved in fights no matter how many times someone calls me a disgusting faggot
beansss: DAMN
memeulous: where were you??
beansss: i had band practice!!
beansss: tell the others im bringing food, my mom cooked spaghetti and meatballs for all of us
marriott: we stan your mum
beansss: james!! how do you feel man
marriott: great!! can't wait to punch keem again!!
memeulous: tf no you won't
memeulous: punching him wont stop him from being a cunt
marriott: did you hear what he called alex-
memeulous: yeah, i was there. that still doesn't mean you should punch him AGAIN
marriott: mm
memeulous: ,,im begging you
marriott: mmm
memeulous: alex hasnt looked up from his phone for at least 10 minutes, and yet he doesn't read the gc messages, tf is he doing
marriott: he is talking to a friend of his, niall
memeulous: oh!! the dickpic guy
marriott: ??
memeulous: y'know, "the dick pic guy", the cursed dickpic alex accidentaly send was meant for him
marriott: ..
marriott: WHAT
memeulous: oh shit
beansss: GEORGE
memeulous: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
memeulous: im so sorry i genuinely thought you knew
marriott: i clearly didn't-
memeulous: did you never wonder who the dick pic was for??
marriott: i did but then so much happened and i totally forgot about it
beansss: are you mad?
marriott: kinda but we have more urgent stuff to worry about
memeulous: exactly!!
marriott: like when im going to punch keem again
memeulous: nO
beansss: please james, ffs this is helping no one
beansss: im so tired of your toxic masculinity
marriott: do you even know what toxic masculinity is
beansss: you're not going to mansplain toxic masculinity to me
marriott: ffs im so done with u
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there is no reason for pyrocynical, onision and keemstar to be in this lmao
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let me down slowly // steNe | willne x stephen tries
Fanfictionif you're leaving,baby,let me down slowly ____ DISCLAIMER: This fic is just for fun. I don't actually ship them irl,since they have girlfriends and they are probably straight. If either of them say they feel uncomfortable with fics I will delete thi...
